Imagine the tackiest dating show; everything is sponsored – even some of the contestants. Instead of a rose each week the bachelor replacement gives out handbags, hence the name Bag a Boyfriend.
Sound terrible? Wait, it gets worse.
The “boyfriend” is so unsure of himself they’ve given him an earpiece to tell him how to act. Each of the contestants is a type: funny, bitchy, beautiful, smart, serious and a party girl.
And the whole thing is compressed into one week of filming.
Add to that you didn’t want to be there in the first place; your mother is literally Mrs Bennet from Pride and Prejudice.
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